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The Snug Report

Anal toys, tested against every review we can find.

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. Who publishes this · How we score

Anal toys, tested against every review we can find.

We do not test products ourselves and we do not pretend to. We aggregate every public review we can find for a product, score it out of 100, and publish the count so you can weigh it. Here is exactly how.

Classic Butt Plug Smooth — Butt Plugs
Wireless Remote Control Prostate Vibrator — Anal Vibrators
TitanMen Tools Intimidator — Huge Anal Toys
Crystal Jellies Anal Starter Training Kit 3.8 Inch — Pink — Anal Training Kits
Lelo Loki Prostate Massager — Prostate (P-Spot) Toys
Icicles No 72 4.25 Inch Glass Anal Toy — Silver — Glass Anal Toys

Images: docjohnson.com (manufacturer), lovehoney.com, lelo.com (manufacturer), shevibe.com

110 Products scored
25,158 Reviews aggregated
94 Backed by 50+ reviews
48 You can properly clean

48 you can clean properly and keep for years

Silicone, glass and steel wash up with soap and hot water and last more or less indefinitely. 29 of the 110 we score are porous instead — still fine, they just want a condom and replacing sooner. For 33 the supplier states no material at all, so we say we do not know rather than guess.

What sex toy materials are actually body-safe

The reviews with the most behind them

Products that score well AND have the deepest evidence base. Every card states its own count.

Most-reviewed in the catalogue

Raw evidence depth, regardless of how the product scored. Some of these did not score well — that is the point of publishing both lists.

  1. Classic Butt Plug Smooth — Butt Plugs
    Image: docjohnson.com (manufacturer)

    Classic Butt Plug Smooth

    1,890 reviews Coyscore 76 · Worth a Look

  2. TitanMen Tools Intimidator — Huge Anal Toys

    TitanMen Tools Intimidator

    1,203 reviews Coyscore 61 · Mixed Reviews

  3. Tripple Ripple Butt Plug Large — Huge Anal Toys
    Image: docjohnson.com (manufacturer)

    Tripple Ripple Butt Plug Large

    1,138 reviews Coyscore 76 · Worth a Look

  4. Oxballs 4.75 Inch Tunnel Plug — Tunnel Plugs

    Oxballs 4.75 Inch Tunnel Plug

    1,071 reviews Coyscore 71 · Worth a Look

  5. American Bombshell Rockeye 101

    897 reviews Coyscore 49 · Mixed Reviews

What we do not do

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.

  • We stock and ship these products in New Zealand, so we see what comes back and why.
  • Every score aggregates public reviews across multiple retailers — 110 products in this category, 94 of them backed by 50 or more reviews.
  • We publish the evidence count on every review: how many reviews, across how many retailers, and the aggregate star rating.
  • We record material and porosity for every product, and we say plainly when a material cannot be sterilised.
  • Scores are never sold, and a product we cannot find real evidence for is marked 'Gathering reviews' rather than guessed at.

The full method · Who publishes this

By The Snug Report

The Snug Report is written and maintained by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer. We spend our days handling this stock, processing the returns and reading what buyers actually say about it. We are not doctors, nurses or sexual-health clinicians, and nothing here is medical advice.