Onslaught XXL Giant Dildo review

Fourteen and a half inches insertable, nearly a kilogram of silicone, and a girth that asks a great deal of you. This is not where anyone starts, and it is not subtle about what it offers.

The weight is the first thing you notice — just under a kilo means it stays exactly where you put it, and you always know where it is. That heft is part of the appeal for people who want something substantial, though it also means manoeuvring takes effort.

Reviewers are split on this one, and the ones who disliked it really did. The average sits at 3.3 stars across 52 ratings, which is low for a product at this price. We are still gathering enough detailed written reviews to say exactly what divides opinion, but the pattern suggests this is not forgiving if it turns out to be the wrong size or shape for you.

The material scores well for body safety — silicone, so soap and hot water is genuinely all it needs, and it will last if you look after it. The satisfaction subscore sits at 57 and the value subscore at 60, which tells you people expected more for the money.

What we cannot tell you yet: texture, flexibility, how the taper behaves. The supplier has not published a diameter and the review text we have so far does not fill that gap. If those details matter to your decision, check back as more reviews come in.

This suits someone who already knows they want serious size, has worked up to it carefully, and wants the weight and presence that comes with nearly a kilo of silicone. If that is you, and you have checked the insertable length against what you know works, this will do what it says.

Beginners should look elsewhere — this one asks a lot of you, and the split reviews suggest it does not forgive a mis-buy. If you are not certain about the size, start smaller and work up. The flared base is not confirmed in the supplier spec, which matters for anal use — assume it is there, but check the product images before you buy.

This sits in the huge anal toys category, where size is the point and everything else is secondary. We have ranked the category by Coyscore in the best huge anal toys roundup, which will show you where this one sits against comparable products and what scores better at the same price.

So should you buy it?

If you know you want fourteen and a half inches and you are prepared for the weight, this will do the job. The body-safe material is a point in its favour, and the size is exactly what it claims to be.

The split reviews and the low satisfaction score mean this is not a safe bet if you are guessing at the size. At this price, with better-scoring options in the category, buy it only if you are certain.

Available for $136.95. Delivery and purchase options depend on where you are — the button below will show you what is available in your region.

This review draws on 52 ratings across 2 retailers, averaging 3.3 stars. The Coyscore is 65, which sits in the "Worth a Look" grade. We are confident in the score; we are still gathering detailed written reviews to say more about what divides opinion.

• Insertable length: 14.5 inches
• Weight: 0.97 kg
• Material: not stated by the supplier
• Non-porous: not stated by the supplier
• Maximum diameter: not stated by the supplier
• Flared base: not stated by the supplier — check product images before purchase
• Taper: not stated by the supplier

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.