Icicles — every product, scored

Icicles make hand-blown borosilicate glass toys — seven of them in our index, all for anal play, averaging a Coyscore of 80. Glass is smooth enough to use with minimal lube, heavy enough that you always know where it is, and non-porous so it cleans properly and lasts. The range runs from a 4.25-inch beginner plug to an 8.3-inch textured piece, and five of the seven earn Coy Recommended.

The collection is entirely glass, entirely anal-focused, and numbered rather than named — which makes browsing slightly cryptic but at least tells you they're serious about the material. You'll find plugs in three sizes, a set of graduated beads, and a few textured designs with ridges or bulbs. The No 53 (pink, 7 inches) scores 89 and leads the range. The No 7 massager sits just behind at 86, backed by nearly 300 reviews. The No 72, a 4.25-inch plug in silver, is the most-reviewed piece they make — 483 buyers, Coyscore 84 — and the natural starting point if you're new to glass.

The No 70 (8.3 inches, textured) and No 67 (graduated bulbs) both score in the low 80s and suit people who know what they're doing. The beads score 75 — still solid, just less consistently loved. The No 25 plug sits at 64, the only one in the range that divides opinion, and we'll come back to why in a moment.

Six of the seven products we can confirm are borosilicate glass, which means they're non-porous, sterilisable, and will outlast almost anything else you own. One product has no material stated in the supplier spec, so we've marked it unknown — we don't guess. Glass needs no special care: hot water and soap is genuinely all it takes, and you can boil it if you want to share or just feel like it. It won't degrade, won't stain, and won't hold on to anything.

The weight is part of the appeal — you feel exactly where it is, which matters more in anal play than anywhere else — and the smoothness means you use less lube and get less drag. If you've only ever used silicone, glass feels like a different category of object.

The No 53 (89) is their highest scorer: a 7-inch pink plug with a flared base, loved for being heavy without being awkward and smooth without being slippery. The No 7 massager (86) is the one with the longest track record — 299 reviews, consistently praised for its curve and the fact that it stays put. The No 72 (84) is the beginner pick: short, manageable, and the most-reviewed thing they make. All three are Coy Recommended, as are the No 70 and No 67 — both in the low 80s, both for people who've moved past their first plug.

The No 25, at 64, is the outlier. It's still glass, still non-porous, but reviewers are split — some love the shape, others find it uncomfortable, and the aggregate reflects that. If you're curious about it, read the individual reviews before you buy.

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.